Honky Tonk Man & TNA - HTM is Runnin' Wild Posted by The Spin Doctor on 02/04/10
Honky Tonk Man has notified Bubba the Love Sponge that he may be suing Eric Bischoff. And Hulk Hogan. And hell, even Bubba too.
Well actually Bubba has avoided it after removing media from his site of Bischoff committing defamation on Honky Tonk's character. After Bischoff commented that HTM's value to the wrestling industry was questionable, the legal beagles on his hip sprung into action, and boy do they work quick. The media has been requested passed on to these beagles so the they can chew it up, spit it out, and bark for more attention.
Once their erroneous teething phase is over, HTM has said that he plans to have these legal beagles potty trained. But not before they piss all over Mr. Bischoff and Hulk "I like my women, like I like my daughter" Hogan.
The Band was unavailable for any comment, but Sean Waltman did offer a gift box of rawhide for the beagles and catnip for HTM as he is indeed acting like a pussy... cat.
Who knows where this will go from here, or if the legal beagles will be potty trained in time to avoid pissing all over our American Justice System, but rest assured the Spin Doctor will be here to keep you updated.
-Credit: Wrestleview.com
-The Spin Doctor and his posts are satire unless otherwise noted. These comments are not meant to be taken seriously, and as satire, are not defamation of anyones character.
